If you are a man and this picture gives you a tingle where the swimsuit covers, you might want to check out http://www.lovegodsway.org/.
Love God's Way is a Houston, TX based ministry that specializes in reforming homosexuals. According to the founder, Donnie Davies, a former homosexual: if you are gay, God hates you. He's not just disappointed, he downright fucking hates your guts.
Not great news for the Chelsea set.
But wait, there's hope. Just because you enjoy stubble rash on your inner thighs, this doesn't mean a chorus of angels is completely out of the question.
Donnie has created a program called C.H.O.P.S (Changing Homosexuals Into Ordinary People).
Donnie promises to succeed where others have failed. If your need to meet St. Peter outweighs your need for a good rogering, Love's God Way ministries can help.
The site even offers a list of "Gay" bands to erase from your iPod, and an alternative list of "Safe Bands" you can "safely" listen to without feeling the urge to call a number in the back of the Village Voice.
You know what? I really can't do this young warrior of God justice. Let's just allow Donnie to speak for himself.
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